Moustache - Goodbye!

So, the last day of November and my magnificent moustache has to bite the dust tonight.  Actually, it's not very magnificent and I'm not doing it again.  It doesn't look good  -although I don't want to sound vain, it's just not right, if you see what I mean.  By 'right' I suppose it's what you get used to.  I read somewhere that your face is instantly recognisable, which is stating the obvious really, but what they were trying to say was that if you make a change to your face (e.g. grow a moustache) then you make a significant change to your appearance, not a minor one.  Taking this argument further, it means that other changes - losing one arm or leg, breast enhancement etc would not be viewed as such a major change. So, in conclusion, if you want to change your appearance, don't waste your money, just go for a moustache. ..unless you're a woman, in which case go for the boob job.  I always notice that anyway.