They have found that poor lad in Japan who was left in a forest as a punishment - a sort of extreme naughty step - after 6 days. The media have printed/displayed pictures of a cheeky lad making strange hand gestures that probably mena something to the Japanese, but just make him look more cheeky, hence making it easier for his parents to justify his long naughty step episode. Cries of 'he looks like he deserved it' can be heard in every home. The Mirror helpfully told us it was a 'bear forest' just to make us feel better.
In EU news, David Cameron braved a live audience to debate the very interesting in/out arguements. A student declared that she '..knows waffling when I hear it'. You cant beat a bit of stating the obvious, but she will eventually realsie that this is politics where waffling, obfuscation, mis-truths and bull$hit is the norm.
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