Piles.  I'm not saying anything else - except ouch.
I'm able to watch a bit of the Tour of Qatar on my PC at lunchtimes which has been surprisingly entertaining given that it's taking place in a flat country with commentary in the local lingo (whatever that is) on Al Jazeera TV.  As I write this Cavendish is in the gold jersey with a 1 second lead.  It looks to be a sprinters dream with all those flat finishes, but evidently there can be some vicious side winds.  They have just reeled in the breakaway with 15km to go, so unless Cav is unlucky he should retain the jersey.  I think it finishes tomorrow.
Thursday is swimming night, that's assuming son-in-law number 1 is keen, and I am feeling up to it.