Monday, 8 August 2016

Queue Jumper

My occasional cycle into work is sometimes stalled by a rather long wait at some train barriers in the city.  If I time it wrong, it can be up to 10 minutes as I wait for 3 trains to cross.  However, a new  footbridge is now operational, and I took the opportunity to use it this morning when I realised a long wait was on the cards.  There was already a small queue of traffic, so I know it would not be the full 10 minutes, and one train was passing as I arrived but the barriers remained closed when it had passed.  So, I swung across the road in front of a bus in the queue, and unclipped my left hand shoe ready to dismount and walk up the steps.  But wait! My right shoe did not unclip as quickly as I hoped and I unceromoniously rolled over onto my side unable to arrest my fall.  What a dick.  A thoughtful chap descending the footbridge enquired if I was OK, so I assured him it was only my pride that was hurt - didn't look over at the bus.  Actually, I do have a bit of a sore buttock to remind me of the incident, so take more care next time you wally!
I hope I cheered everyone up on the bus.


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