Monday, 19 October 2015

Moleskin.

Eleven moles or more and you're 'at risk' of getting skin cancer.  This is on your right arm - very important that.  Don't want you to get worried about the 58 moles on your left arm, they're fine.  Even the pussy, sticky ones.
I wonder if this is a scientifically sound diagnosis?  If it is, then expect scrutiny on the beach.  I'm quite well endowed with moles, possibly more than 11 on my right arm even, so those looks I get when in my trunks were not what I thought.

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